- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Your mother just died.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Antijokes...

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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