How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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