How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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epic win?

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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