- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Asians.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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