- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

John lazzaro likes dick

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

my mind's eye?

Long joke Your such a downey

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Maths.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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