- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

roses are red violets are blue

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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