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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

"Knock knock" Come in!

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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