my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Your mother just died.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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