- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

meh

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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