- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i killed my family

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

A American seeking into mexico

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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