Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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My cat just died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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