How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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Shea's sty....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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