What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Try it Yourself »

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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