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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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