How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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I hate blackniggers

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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