- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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