Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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How's the weather? Good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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