- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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