Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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