Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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10inch nice

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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