why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Justin with a hat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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