Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

ring around the rosie ... your dead

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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