What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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