- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Hi.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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