- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

How did th-A fridge.

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