- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

whats gay and american? a gay american

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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