y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Women's rights

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

whats 7+4? 74

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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