- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

roses are red violets are blue

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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