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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Jordan is pregant

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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