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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why? Because.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Llamaworm

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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