What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Neither did she.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Where's the dick??? east

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

A midget walked under a bar.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Everybody will die

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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