Asian NASCAR.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A hayride would be fun.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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The Bible

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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