- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Cripples are lame.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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