What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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a ab

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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non poop

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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