- Anti Joke

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Colts this year.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.