Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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I'm Polish.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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su algato es en fuego

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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What's two plus two? Window

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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