- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

The EPA.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

1+1=2

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Ian's mind Elevator music

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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