A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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