- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's your guys names?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

you suck

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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