What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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