- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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