- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

I like the color potato.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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