whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

penis. nuff said.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

hey justin

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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