What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A man died.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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