what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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KOOKABURRA

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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no pun intended

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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