Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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haha Otarts was here

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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