- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

A shark ate your mom

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.