why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

10inch nice

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

I C U P White stuff

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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