- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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