- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Roses are blue Colton is gay

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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