A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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CHORGLUND

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Neil Lewis

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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