What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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im gay

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Take wrong turns

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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