- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Hail Heetluh

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Queens Park rangers

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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