What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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CFL

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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