Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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