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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

LET

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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