- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Where's my tractor?

dry handjob

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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