Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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what's up? my penis.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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black people

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Anti Joke

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