- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Vagina cream... end of story

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A hill billy went fishing

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Rebecca Black's career.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

If life gives you lemonade.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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