Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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when debbie meets downer

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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