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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

what did one computer say to the other .........

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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