"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What is 9+10? 19

what goes boo a sock

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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