- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

My cat just died.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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