I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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i committed murder

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