PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Sometimes i'm hungry.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

your mom gave me head.....phones

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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