Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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A women in the kitchen.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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