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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

knock knock go away!!!

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.