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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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