When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

kennah campion when she talks

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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The Colts this year.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Anti Joke

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