- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

A Fat Kenyan

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

No

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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