i had a black friend once......just kidding

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Bad grammers.

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Anti Joke

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