What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Y u do dis?

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

A black man walks out of a police station

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

knock knock whose there? my penis.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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