Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Anthony sucks

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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