why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Soccer...

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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