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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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