- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

whos district champs not JM

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Hail Hitler

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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