- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

A shark ate your mom

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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