Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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YOU

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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