Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

haha Otarts was here

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What is black and looks like a person A black person

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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