I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Black people stink of shite!

Women can vote? WTF

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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