What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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