what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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