Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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