- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Chris Bosh's neck

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

there once was a black man who played basketball

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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