- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Roses are blue Colton is gay

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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