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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

France had one revolution

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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