- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

There's my tractor.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

non poop

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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