- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Queens Park rangers

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Hail Heetluh

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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