- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

No

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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