- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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