- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Where's my tractor?

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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