- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

did you stub your toe?

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Guess what? You guessed it.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

What is red? A rock painted red

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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