- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why do fat people commit suicide

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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