I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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