- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Read a Book.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Stop. Seriously stop.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

women's rights

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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