A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Justin with a hat.

here's a joke... the american education society

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

knock knock who's there? your destiny

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your face

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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