What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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