- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Who invented apple? God

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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