What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Justin beiber..

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

JUST KIDDING^

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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