why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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Female Orgasms

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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