Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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